reversalmushroom asked:
What happened in the timeline where the Flim Flam bros got Sweet Apple Acres?
AppleJack commits a Felony probably hehe!
Oh Speaking of Flim and Flam did you know they got their own shop in ponyville recently?!
They sell stuff like pretty crystals and incense, and essential oils, and weird pipes and funny smelling herbs, and something called a vape???? I went there once to welcome them to town and congradulate them on adopting their very first pet in ponyville and while I was there they showed me this chunky looking pen thing called a vape and were telling me allll about it when Rarity and AppleJack called me from across the town center.
I trotted over to Rarity while AppleJack seemed to want to talk to Flim and Flam. So I started telling Rarity about the cool little vape thing and how it had a COTTON CANDY flavor! Like how cool is that right?! But Rarity made this funny smile that she makes sometimes and told me that it’s not good and that I shouldnt use anything as “ghastly” as a vape pen. I didnt really get why but Rarity is really smart and knows all about new trends and stuff so I trust her.
That’s when AppleJack comes back from talking to Flim and Flam and tells me I shouldnt go by their “no good hippy shop no more.” And I told her I wouldn’t cause I saw the price that they were selling those pretty crystals for and knew thats as pretty as they were they weren’t worth HALF that price, and I grew up on a rock farm, so I know what I’m talking about.
I still wave to them every time I see them out though! I know with the first…. couple of impressions they made on the town it would be hard for them to get settled in but I really feel like they’re getting along! Yeah they miiiight have tried to swindle everypony a couple times but i thing they’ve turned a new leaf!
Like what no good rascles adopt a poor little kitty?! Not any I know, no siree!