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Selenite and the Sovereign

L: SELENITE!

S: Gahh! Princess Luna!

L: …Please don't tell me you're plotting to overthrow Celestia and put me in charge, again.

S: Princes- I was just- uh, about to go and stretch my wings, on the windowsill! Isometric exercise! Care to join me?

L: Why does that folder have "plot" written on it?

S: Um, oh! This isn't a conspiracy, it's porn! Plot, meaning "pony butts"! Mmmm, hm! Pony butts!

Luna casts a sceptical glance and leaves

S: Phew!

Or alternatively…

L: Why does that folder have "plot" written on it?

S: Um, oh! This isn't a conspiracy, it's porn! Plot, meaning "pony butts"! Mmmm, hm! Pony butts!

L: Eh!- …May I see it?

S: …No.

Luna storms off like a grumpy little filly.

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Posted previously at: 2018-03-21T23:33:23 | Posted previously by: Moonatik