"You were a jerk to Rarity and your old friend Gilda, so I have to teach you a lesson."
"For being like a dweeb to me and my gryphon pals, especially wrecking Gabby and Greta's bakery, I'll leave you to Rares so I can film it and upload it to Youtube! Think of all the fame you can get, hahaha!"
"Rain-booow! It's time to play dress-uuuuup~! You're such a cuuute hamster now, aren't you?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Please, Twilight, turn me back into a pony! I don't wanna become into a cutesy model! How can I be awesome anymore?!"
"Only if I have seen any improvement from you, Dash. For now, I'll just sit back and enjoy the show with Gilda."