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I was playing around in Google Translate and I decided to translate some lines from the MLP Movie to Chinese and back into English several times. Here's what I got from the falling out between Twilight and her friends:

Applejack: What do you think is law? My intention is to think, I believe that they steal the precious pearl? (What were you thinking? I mean, stealing their pearl?)
Twilight: This is the only Savior who has Equestria channels. (It was the only way to save Equestria.)
Pinkie: Unless it is not! Female king would say yes! We do what you tell me who it is that makes her recognize that our values have to save the little horse! Unless…… you really do not want our continuously displayed her best when the machine! You just want to let me have distracted her! (Except it wasn't! The Queen was going to say yes! We did what you told us and that's what made her realize we were ponies worth saving! Unless… You didn't really want us to show her the best time ever! You just wanted us to distract her!)
Twilight: I never plan to do this, but this is not Equestria! We can't just dance to the side, and the swindlers, doing the rainbooms the level required to successfully develop in the air! This is not enough! I am not enough! (I never would have done it, but this isn't Equestria! We can't just dance around with con artists, make rainbooms in the sky and expect everything to work out! It's not enough! We are not enough!)
Pinkie: No, the city of dawn! I insist with a straight from the clothes! We must help our needs! We must stop… its only method is you do! (No, Twilight! We stuck together! We were gonna get the help we needed! The only thing that stopped us… was you!)
Twilight: O.K., I do is what I can do! This is my everything. I was a rain storm winds hope. I am the last boss! (Well, I'm doing the best I can! It's all on me. I'm the one Tempest wants. I'm the last Princess!)
Pinkie: No one can believe that there is only one of her friends! (You're also the only one who doesn't trust her friends!)
Twilight: Well, I would not promise I will not like a straight swap of friends better! (Well maybe I would have been better off without friends like you!)

Here's what I got from after she gets left behind:

Spike: Dusk? This is not the relationship. You will discover it. (Twilight? It's okay. You'll figure it out.)
Twilight: No, I'm not. I destroyed it and destroyed everything. There is no opportunity to save Equestria now. My fault. (No, I can't. I ruined everything. There's no chance to save Equestria now. It's all my fault.)

Here's what I got from after the song "Open Up Your Eyes" is done:

Tempest: I have to be true on the stage. My "friends" abandoned me throw throw, when difficult moment. It looks like to me is not the only the one. Now face of it, the main. Friendship has been failed, and you have a species. (I saw the truth. My "friends" abandoned me when times got tough. Looks like I'm not the only one. Face it, Princess. Friendship has failed you, too.)
Twilight: Friendship and did not have to make me feel disappointed …… I failed the friendship. (Friendship didn't fail me… I failed friendship.)

What do you think? Have you tried messing with lines from the movie (including songs) using different languages in Google Translate? Feel free to comment and tell me what you got.

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Posted previously at: 2018-09-27T02:33:39 | Posted previously by: Patrick the Brony