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Rarity: Oh, um, sorry if i was rambling abit. ’
Trixie: No, it’s okay, everyone wants to hear about your insane loser of an ancestor.
Rarity: Shut up, or i’ll give you a makeover you’ll regret Trixie!

ask-hothead-the-mare asked: Why would he commit suicide just because he was a blank flank? He almost found his cutie mark though…

Rarity: Nopony ever said he committed suicide, there’s just no information on him since his late 20’s. I mean, for a pony who lived over 1000 years ago you can’t expect much to go on darling. And also, most ponies get their cutie marks right before their early teens, everpony knows that, if he had'nt gotten his cutie mark then, he probably was'nt ever going to get it.

Anonymous asked: Don't you know, No cutie mark leads to eternal youth and stops you from aging when you reach adulthood. But when you get it when you are, say 1000 years old, you would instantly age to match how long you lived. So poof, DUST~

Rarity: Really now? XD You should tell Twilight that, she’s really been looking for an "Immortal" boyfriend. Actually, it is pretty sad, she’s gone crazy about the whole “living an eternal life while everypony dies around you” concept.
Trixie: Which is why Trixie’s not jealous of Twilight becoming a alicorn.

Anonymous asked: A Unicorn obsessed with crystals? Uh Rarity, doesn't he sound kinda familiar? Also, what's in all those jars by the bathtub?

Rarity: Well darling, if by someone familiar you mean me, then i’ll tell you that as much as i love diamonds and crystals, i don’t think theres anypony who could match what the records say about him. As for the jars, all of that’s conditioner, believe me, i need it, there’s much more to this hair than meets the eye.

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Posted previously at: 2018-12-21T10:22:26 | Posted previously by: Mildgyth