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Page 451 — Beating the Dead Horse

Wow, nearly had an update derp on this page. I can't believe the internet missed out on this hilarious joke for 15 whole minutes. Tragic.

The next Fallout is Dragons is a massively epic four-hour session that I'm splitting into a two-parter, both parts of which will be published in the middle next week (when hopefully I've secured less abysmal upload speeds).

Transcript:

Rainbow Dash: So, what kinds of cool stuff do I know about the Wonderbolts with that Nat 20?
DM: Well, let me bring up my notes for them… <ahem> The core Wonderbolts team currently has 10 members, and Spitfire is the current team captain. The Academy gets many recruits each year, but it’s a legendarily grueling regimen. Maybe one in four students graduate to the backup team, and then only one in ten backup fliers stick around long enough to get on to the core team…
Rainbow Dash: <yawn> Riiiiight, I forgot why I didn’t like the talky bits.
DM: <sigh> What would work better for you?
Rainbow Dash: I dunno. I mean, I get that it’s an infodump, and some of it’s kinda interesting… but you just need to make it, y’know, cooler.
(beat)
Rainbow Dash: It needs to be about 20% cooler.
DM: What does that even MEAN?!

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Posted previously at: 2019-08-30T17:42:56