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Hope? Hope! Ahh, there you are!
>Garnet? Da, What do you want.
Your father is sending me love letters again. Why does he keep doing this?
>Ahh! So you're the "little girl" down the street!
Little… What? Alright. I admit, I like to look a little pretty sometimes but that dosen't make me a girl.
>Nyet nyet, my papa is Russian. Everyone looks like little girl to him.
So what? Why am I the one getting love letters?
>I think because you literally look like girl to him.
Well. That doesn't bring any comfort. Is there anybody he doesn't think looks like a girl?
>Hmmm… Da.
Really? Who.
>Flootershyh
Fluttershy? As in, Ivy's mom? What?
>He respects mare that fights bear.
So what does she look like to him?
>A bear.
Good grief, I'm so confused.
>You need more vodka.
Alright. First off, that's illegal for someone my age. Second, where am I even suppose to get any in the first place?
>I cry tears of vodka.
What? Do you really?
>I'm not sure.
How do you not know?
>Russian never cry.


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Posted previously at: 2014-03-01T03:31:13

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