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Amber: Hm, this skirt Lucky got me is pretty nice

Hot Head: It's pretty cute I guess

Amber: You should be thankful for it too. I won't need to take my pants off in the house as much

Hot Head: I love it

Amber: * chuckles * I thought so

Hot Head: * spots Whirlwind and Prism * Ah shoot

Amber: What?

Hot Head: It's Prism and Whirlwind

Amber: Whirlwind? * gasps * Whirlwind? Isn't that the girl you like? Let's say hi

Hot Head: NO! Are you crazy? She's with Prism!

Amber: She is?

Hot Head: Well, they're not a couple but they might as well be

Amber: Who cares then? C'mon!

Hot Head: Nonononono!

Whirlwind: * notices Hot Head * Hey Hot Head

Hot Head: * weakly waves back *

Whirlwind: C'mon Prism, I wanna say hi

Prism: Ugh, no thanks

Whirlwind: Behave. It'll only be for a second

Prism: * rolls eyes *

* walk over to Hot Head and Amber *

Hot Head: Aaaahhhh they're coming over! Okay, Amber, you gotta listen to me. Do NOT be yourself. Be mature! Be….. like an actual mom or something!

Amber: Yes sir * stands up straight and puts a motherly smile on her face *

Hot Head: Thank you

Whirlwind: Hey Hot Head. Didn't expect to see you around today. How's it going?

Hot Head: Hehe hey. Yeah, we're just out on a walk. We were gonna go eat somewhere

Whirlwind: Oh fun. Is this your girlfriend?

Hot Head: WHAT?? NO!!! T-this is

Amber: Amber Lily. I'm Hot Head's mother * puts out hand *

Whirlwind: O-oh, nice to meet you. I'm Whirlwind. * shakes Amber's hand *

Amber: * smiles *

Whirlwind: Wow… you seem so……… young. Wait… Hot Head, I thought you were an orphan

Hot Head: W-well

Amber: Thank you my dear! I do try my best to keep myself looking young!

Hot Head: Amber, shut up! * to Whirlwind * She's eighteen and she adopted me a while ago. She's my guardian now.

Whirlwind.: Oh wow. Wait, is this the same Amber you were telling me about before?

Amber: He talks about me? What'd he say?

Whirlwind: Something about loving how motherly you were and a crush from when you guys were younger

Amber: Oh really now? This is new information to me

Hot Head: * groans *

Prism: * chuckles *

Amber: He's told me so much about you too Whirlwind

Whirlwind: Oh?

Hot Head: Amber, don't you dare

Amber: He's always talking about you! He loves your "silver-blue hair and how it blows in the wind, and your cool blue eyes that send chills down his spine"

Whirlwind: * giggles * That's so sweet

Hot Head: Amber, we're leaving

Amber: Don't be rude, sweetie. I'm not done talking. * to Whirlwind * Anyways, I really don't know why you wouldn't go out with him. He's such a sweetheart. He's very polite, he knows how to treat women, he's handsome and a great kisser

Hot Head: AMBER!!! * blushes furiously *

Prism: Pfft, you kiss your mom?

Hot Head: YOU! Stay out of this! I don't

Amber: Oh and he's really good at cuddling! He stays in bed with me after I have a really long day at work or after I party too much

Hot Head: Amber, no more. Stahp

Amber: Shhh, I'm trying to help you get ass

Whirlwind: Pfft * stifling laughter *

Hot Head: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amber: He's never had a girlfriend before. He just needs a little help

Prism: Yeah, I could see that

Hot Head: * grabs Amber's hand * Let's go

Amber: Oh alright. Well it was nice meeting you Whirlwind!

Whirlwind: Nice to meet you too! Bye Hot Head

Hot Head: Bye
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Hot Head: I hate you

Amber: Hey, I was just doing what you told me to do

Hot Head: When did I say to embarrass me me?

Amber: You told me to be like a mom. Mom's embarrass their children all the time…… I think. Cut me some slack. I've only had a mom for three years

Hot Head: But I UGGGGGGGH!

Amber: So you had a crush on me?

Hot Head: Not anymore

Amber: Heh. Well, I think my embarrassing worked. Did you see how she was looking at you?

Hot Head: No. I was too busy trying to run away

Amber: Well, I think she thought it was cute how flustered you were. Most girls like the sensitive boys

Hot Head: Do you

Amber: Ew, no. I like strong, manly men. That's not you

Hot Head: Whatever


Prism: HA! Did you see his face the whole time? That was great. I like that Amber chick

Whirlwind: * chuckles * She's pretty cool. Poor Hot Head though

Prism: Are you kidding? It was hilarious

Whirlwind: Oh don't make fun of him. If you where in the same situation…….. wait, now that I think about it, you were!

Prism: What? Nuh-uh

Whirlwind: Oh yes you were! Remember? Right before we started dating, the same exact thing happened! Your mom was there and telling me ALL about your crush

Prism: Noooooo I

Whirlwind: You were SOOOOO embarrassed! You turned completely red! Don't even lie

Prism: W-whatever

Whirlwind: It was really cute though. It's still cute when you get all flustered

Prism: Awww, you think I'm cute

Whirlwind: That's not what I said

Prism: Mmmmmhmmmm

Whirlwind: Shut up

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Amber, you need to chill

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Posted previously at: 2014-12-17T22:55:06 | Posted previously by: PlotHole