Page 423 — Smarmony Tries, Part 3
Author: Digo
Guest Author's Note: "There's always 'That One Player' who kills a tense moment with a cliché quote. Except in my group, where it's EVERY player and they like to break out into song together. It's like having a party of Bards."
Newbiespud's Note: A new episode of Fallout is Dragons is up!
Transcript:Diamond Tiara: You are all seated at the royal wedding of the princess and lich.
Cheerilee: Aww, I always cry at weddings.
Derpy: Oi, we got a lich to stop!
Nurse Redheart: I say Trixie drops a Fireball and what’s left gets STABBED!
Daring Do: Uh, what about the wedding guests?
Nurse Redheart: ACCEPTABLE COLLATERAL!!
Trixie: I have a less ethically questionable idea. Follow my lead.
Diamond Tiara: If there is anyone who objects to this union-
Trixie: OBJECTION!!
Diamond Tiara: OVERRULED!!
Trixie: Uh, what?
Diamond Tiara: Sorry, Phoenix Wright moment. Go on.
Trixie: Ladies and 1st Level commoners…
Cheerilee: …the princess will NOT be marrying this evil lich!
Zecora: We’re here to take the lich out, in a big no-holds-bar bout!
Derpy: And the wedding cake is a lie!!
Daring Do: Sigh… Way to kill the moment.
Derpy: Sorry.
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