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Amber: So Hot Head, how's your love life?

Hot Head: W-why do you need to know???

Amber: Whoa, chill. I'm just asking. I'm your guardian. I should be informed about what's going on in your life. Love life specifically

Hot Head: groans It's……. nonexistent

Amber: How? You're a great guy. What happened to Whirlwind?

Hot Head: We're friends….. just friends.

Amber: Are you making any moves?

Hot Head: Well, I've told her that I like her.

Amber: Oh, Hot Head, that's not how it works.

Hot Head: ……… it's not?

Amber: You hafta flirt! Give her a reason to like you

Hot Head: I thought I was! I've been nice to her and I compliment her and

Amber: How do you compliment her?

Hot Head: I just…. compliment her? I-I dunno

Amber: Try it on me.

Hot Head: N-no way!

Amber: I'm trying to help you. Now c'mon, pretend I'm Whirlwind. Put on your sexy face and woo me.

Hot Head: sighs and makes an awkward face Hey Whirlwind. I think you have really pretty eyes

Amber: …………………… It's worse than I thought.

Hot Head: groans

Amber: The compliment was nice but the execution was awful. You gotta be more forward, man! Nice guys finish last!

Hot Head: W-well Whirlwind's different! I just thought she might like a nice guy.

Amber: Which is exactly why she dated Prism

Hot Head: ………….. Y-you girls are just really confusing okay!

Amber: I'm trying to help you not be confused and I'm telling you to be more forward and aggressive with your flirting. Girls love that.

Hot Head: Well, I don't wanna make her feel like I'm trying to own her or something!

Amber: You won't. You'd just be showing her that you can take charge if you need to

Hot Head: But Uuugh! Whirlwind's just hard to get

Amber: She wouldn't be if you just listened to me.

Hot Head: Yeah right

Amber: gasps Look there she is!

Hot Head: W-wha?

Amber: Okay, what you're gonna do is walk right over to her, sexily lean against the wall, ask her about her day and

Hot Head: I'm not doing that!

Amber: C'mon! It'll work! Or at least get you a date!

Hot Head: There's no way!

Amber: If you don't do it I will!

Hot Head: N-no you wouldn't!

Amber: I would to prove a point

Hot Head: I can't believe you

Amber: Better get over there

Hot Head: No. You won't do it

Amber: Are you really willing to risk that?

Hot Head: Tch

Amber: Alright then, watch and learn confidently walks over to Whirlwind

Hot Head: Amber!


Whirlwind: looks up and sees Amber walking to her Oh, hey Amber

Amber: ….

Whirlwind: Amb

Amber: moves Whirlwind against the wall

Whirlwind: Eep!

Amber: Hey, Whirlwind. How're you?

Whirlwind: I-I'm good

Amber: Your day?

Whirlwind: Just f-fine. Amber, what're you

Amber: *presses finger against Whirlwind's lips

Whirlwind: …….

Amber: ………..

Whirlwind: Um…………..

Amber: You have really nice eyes.

Whirlwind: …… O-oh thank you. That's really nice of you to say. You have nice eyes, too.

Amber: You wanna hang out later?

Whirlwind: I… uh, yeah sure.

Amber: Cool backs away from Whirlwind I'll see you later then

Whirlwind: O-okay. Bye


Amber: returns to Hot Head

Hot Head: You're so embarrassing. I can't believe you!

Amber: I just proved my point

Hot Head: No you didn't! She just looked freaked out after!

Amber: Pfft, freaked out or not, I got a date.

Hot Head: W-wha? No way! You're lying

Whirlwind: walks over to Amber and Hot Head H-hey! Oh, hi Hot Head

Hot Head: H-hi Whirlwind!

Whirlwind: smiles and turns attention to Amber So uh, I forgot to ask what we were gonna do… Did you have something in mind errr…..

Amber: I'll figure it out. It'll be spontaneous

Whirlwind: Oh cool! Sounds fun. I-I'll see ya then walks back to where she was

Amber: Bye shoots a grin at Hot Head

Hot Head: I hate you

**

That awkward moment when yo mom steals yo girl



Let's see how many of you end up shipping this

Upvotes at import: 65 | Stars at import: 48
Posted previously at: 2015-04-22T23:00:26 | Posted previously by: PlotHole