Basic Event Log for Cycle 11386 — [Filter(s) Applied: Events pertaining to Subject 003]
[06:00:00] — Begin simulation
[06:29:29] — Consciousness altered
[06:30:10] — Morning routine (expand to view all events)
[06:46:15] — Departs location: SCC
[06:50:03] — Enters location: Marketplace
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. {Administrator's note: Usual morning events. No deviation or anything related to the events of cycle 11387.}
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[07:21:52] — Greeting issued to: Unit 0111
[07:21:53] — Conversation (expand to view dialogue)
[07:24:29] — Conversation concludes
[07:26:10] — Enters location: SCC
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Deviations reported: 0
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Dear Director,
I'm sure you are already well aware of the standard course of events but as per section 37E of the Protocol for Project: Eternal Peace, "In the event of a deviation, all relevant information and appropriate reference material must be presented to the Director within 12 hours of the incident." Pain in the flank trying to get this to you in that kind of time frame, if you ask me. Even you must realize how much work there is to do after something like this. I screwed up on the first image capture, if you were wondering why this one is labeled as 002, by the way.
I've included the real important stuff in the second file. Once you give that cycle a look over, maybe you'll see reason.
— Superintendent [REDACTED]
[END OF FILE 1]
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"Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today."