Awww MAAANNNEE!!!How embarassing!! I can't go to the skating competition looking like this in front of Rarity!! I'll be a laughing stock in front of my rivals!!
—-Why didn't you just wore a helmet in the first place before you went off??
Duuuhhhh, 'cause the chicks TOTALLY dig risque boys who play the game on _HARD MODE!! Besides, I love it when my hair _flows against the soothing brushing wind!!
Well, now you only get to feel the icy burn on your numbskull scalp as that skin-piercing foul wind blows in your general direction as your rivals win the gold while you scurry on back home like a little lizard boy you are!