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"When you're an immortal and indestructible goddess, apathy and gluttony are your only real worries. When you have lived for thousands of years, it is easy to become lazy and fat. Fortunately, a princess can use the Pony Weight Management System to carefully monitor her size, shape, and weight. Its friendship-powered imaging system can detect the slightest increases in fat deposits. Using advanced magical algorithms, it can accurately calculate a user's body fat ratio, identify her problem areas, provide instant feedback, and design custom diet and exercise plans to eliminate excess flab.

Unfortunately, for the system to work, the user must scan herself regularly, and Luna has been slacking off on her daily assessments, not to mention her diet. She should probably think about changing her username at this point."

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Posted previously at: 2017-03-02T08:44:40