Well, you know this first part, but stories need beginnings, don't they? You ponies do like everything to be nice and organized.BLEGH
Once upon a time there was a beautiful land of chaos and disharmony, ruled by a charming, handsome draconequus with a magnificent beard.ALSO A SNAPPY DRESSER
Then one day, two pretty little pony princesses decided to stick their pretty little pony noses into things…