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As the sun grew steadily lower in the sky, Luna frantically searched the castle halls. Her search came to an end just outside the main throne room and she nearly choked as she watched prepare to go inside.
"Discord!" she hissed, just as he had raised his eagle claw, fingers ready to snap together. "Discord, I must speak with you. In private. It is of the utmost importance."

"Lulu, shouldn't you be raising the moon right about now?" he playfully chastised, pulling the fur on his lion arm back to reveal a great many watches. "You're going to be late."

"The sun is still setting, I have some time. Look, it is imperative we have a conference immediately."

"Oh? What's the rush?" Discord smiled a toothy grin. "You're not, hungry for more, are you, Lulu? It's been well over a month. I was beginning to wonder if I'd truly had so little effect on you."

"Actually it is about that night." she said in hushed tones, her eyes darting around the hall. "But I'd rather not speak here in the open. Come, speak with me in my chambers."

Her horn lit up and the lord of Chaos found himself being magically pushed down the hall. Unimpressed and slightly annoyed, Discord snapped his fingers and vanished. Before Luna could ask where he'd gone, his likeness threaded itself together from one of the tapestries on the wall and began to speak.

"I must say I'm flattered by your insistence, Lulu, but I'm going to have to decline this time. Things with Celestia have been going wonderfully and I do not intend to be the reason they fall apart again. So, thank you for offer, but you'll have to find someone else to tend to you tonight." A flash, and the likeness we gone. Another flash and he was standing behind her, heading back to the throne room.

Luna galloped ahead of him and planted herself in his path. "Discord!" she hissed under her breath. "I'm not asking for a second go, I am demanding you come somewhere more private and speak with me."

"Demanding?"

"Yes. Now. Come. On." With every word, her magic surged, pushing him slightly down the hall each time.

"Oh come now, Lulu, what could you possibly need me for? Honestly!" he growled. "This is all great fun and I admire your out-of-character forcefulness, but I really must be getting to Celestia. We have quite an evening planned and I will not be postponing it for a third time."

"Discord"

"I mean really if you want advice, read a book. Go online. I'm sure you can find what your looking for if you just try hard enough."

"Discord"

"And if it's my unique brand of magic you want, then just make a requests list and I'll leave a pile of supplies for you to deal with later."

"Dis"

"Anything beyond that and you're on your own. Now then, this has been an interesting night to say the least but I really must be"

"DISCORD! Will you please just, SHUT UP AND LISTEN!" Luna roared.

Everything went silent throughout the castle. Discord stared at the alicorn who always kept her composure, but said nothing. Luna took a moment to catch her breath and then teleported the both of them into a nearby conference room and shut the door. Once she was satisfied that they were alone, she spoke.

"Discord, I'm pregnant."

MLP:FIM (C) Hasbro
Art (C) PamPoke

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