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H: Hey, you! Yeah, you!

What’s this I hear about you poking around the base bothering crewponies? I’ve been watching you pester a whole mess of ‘em here at the dock. I take it the gift shop wasn’t that entertaining. Or are you just lost and trying to get directions? I’m pretty sure the captain doesn’t want you wandering around aimlessly… and would be a shame if you fell off an edge.

Oh, and before you ask, it’s Hawkeye. Lieutenant Hawkeye. I’m the Master Constable on the Celestia. Basically, I’m the guy they call on when crewponies misbehave. With that, I think it’s time you wrapped up here, and stopped harassing the crew and…

What!? Captain gave you permission to pester the crew about their lives? You’ve got to be kidding me. Fine. You wanna bother somepony? I’ve got just the pony in mind…

…I hope you like snowballs.

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Posted previously at: 2018-12-16T04:13:22 | Posted previously by: kleptomage