"So then I went back in time and assassinated Queen Chrysalis.
Yeah, that did happen. Shut that muzzle of yours, you're only gonna catch flies.
Changed it right back after how well that turned out.
Turns out King Sombra took over the world, again. That damn love-alicorn didn't manage to defeat him. Discord-darn butterfly nonsense again, princess-type didn't do her combat training 'cause she never spent two weeks in a cave.