Violet Sunshine and Windshorn Watergaw had just gotten married, and were celebrating on the hillside. Windy was so overcome with joy that he lifted his Violet high into the sky to proclaim, "LOOK UPON ME ÓENGUS! YOOL NE'R FIND A BETTER MAID 'AN THIS! NOW AND FOREVER IT'S SHE AN' I, AND NONE BUT THE DEVIL HEMSELF CAN CHANGE THAT!"
Where Violet, giggling quickly replied, "Ah so I find out on my weddeeng dea that my husband dos have a weakness! Ah! I've been cheated!"
"Love, ye know I can kill the devil by jus lekken at 'im. Besides, he's noht my only weakness."
"Ohhh so the mighty Windshorn Watergaw _admits _to" Windshorn set her down, pulled her into a passionate kiss, leaving both of them starry eyed.
In a low voice and a smile, he says, "Eht's you…"
Violet smiles, brushing his mane out of his eyes, "Yer soch a choffer…"
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In highland fashion, the newlywed couple share a private dance on their ancestral homeland in the hills tied together by a rainbow silk to represent their bond and their bright, colorful future. They are also to sing their vows to each other, expressing the true solemnity of their devotion to each other. They had both come from a rather conservative village, and so were expected to be totally serious and dignified. Violet and Windshorn decide to add a little more pep to the song and dance (it is their wedding after all), and their laughter and singing could be heard far back in their village, much to the embarrassment of their parents.
Also you're goddamned right I was inspired by this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLcrxh…