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Page 280 — This Lonely Road

If you hear (and are utterly confused by) Rarity's voice and Applejack's accent at the same time, my work here is done.

Transcript:

Spike: Y’know, if you’re so worried about traps and ambushes, why not ask Twilight and the others to help?
Rarity: With the Princess visiting? Impossible. Not to mention it would attract a lot of… unwanted attention.
Spike: Okay, so wait a day, THEN ask.
Rarity: This is a rush job, Spike. I can’t waste a day twiddling my hooves.
Spike: Okay, okay… But if you COULD, would you ask for their help?
(beat)
Rarity: No, that’s still a bad idea. Twilight would be indecisive all day about helping me. Rainbow Dash wouldn’t wait 10 seconds before asking for a cut of the profits. And Applejack… Oh, Applejack. “What are y’all hidin’, partner?” “Ah have mah eye on you, li’l missy.” “Rollin’ a Perception check… sugarcube!” I’d never hear the end of it.
Spike: Nice Applejack impression.
Rarity: Eugh… Those southernisms left a foul taste in my mouth.

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