Page 735 — In a Wizard's House
Author: Winged Cat
Guest Author's Note: "Normally PvP within a party is a problem, but tell us of times when it strengthened the party and made things more enjoyable for all the players."
Transcript:Rainbow Dash: Ah, don't worry, you're safe. Heck, let's say we gave ALL the homes lightning rods, so we can go all out!
Rarity: Fine. Then I guess we can spend the night in a… wizard's house. Cleaning our hooves first, naturally.
Twilight Sparkle: I heard that pause. What's up?
Rarity: Well, it's just, you know, wizards often have things in their homes.
Applejack: Like an enchanted water hose to clean up with.
Rarity: Indeed. Or books of forbidden knowledge. You DO live in a library.
Applejack: Good thing we don't have to make sanity checks. Or how about monstrous servants?
Rarity: And we don't mean Spike.
Twilight Sparkle: You've got me all wrong! I'm not that type of wizard. I've got something much better planned for you two.
Rarity: What's with that look, darling?
Applejack: Uh, just checking, but can Rainbow Dash aim a lightning bolt in through the window?
Twilight Sparkle: Heh, heh. PILLOW FIGHT! With Mage Hand I can… uh… uh oh…
Applejack: Awful brave of you to go one on two.
Rarity: IT! IS! ON!
Rainbow Dash: Heeey, there's PvP and I'm not there?