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Page 808 — Unconventional Weapons

Saturdays have been "podcast publish day" for so long that it's going to take me a while to get used to Thursdays. But the last three years of editing audio files has helped streamline the process, so I figured you all should benefit.

Transcript:

Applejack: Done.
DM: We… barely started?
Applejack: Ah already knew how Ah wanted to change mah character. Y'all know Ah'm usually on top o' this stuff.
Gilda: Hey. Does she always talk like that?
Rainbow Dash: More and more every week.
DM: Then lay it on me.
Applejack: Ah'm gonna refocus into a Strength-based two-weapon Twin Strike-r. On account of me havin' mah own home-grown dual Warhammers: Bucky McGillicuddy and Kicks McGee!
Gilda: Oh, please.
DM: …You want me to write in your own hind legs as d10 melee weapons? With, I'm assuming, a level-appropriate magic bonus?
Applejack: Heh heh… Well… Years of applebuckin' and all…
DM: <sigh> Whatever. But the leg on your non-dominant side is only a d8.
Applejack: Ah'll take it!

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Posted previously at: 2019-09-09T19:00:56