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Page 853 — Narration Elation

Few things make a DM happier than plans that don't take upwards of 40 minutes to create. Or plans that don't immediately start with flagrantly illegal actions that are guaranteed to transform the rest of the campaign into a story about a group of fugitives on the run from every law enforcement authority ever.

Transcript:

Rainbow Dash: Alright, I think that's a great start! Let's get on that balloon to Cloudsdale, shall we? Don't wanna spend half the session on this.
DM: Y-You don't? You DON'T?! HOLY CRAP!
Twilight Sparkle: Could you not blow this out of proportion?
DM: This is amazing! You… You're actually following the rails! In a reasonable amount of time! I-I need to get another drink; I gotta celebrate! Hahahahaha…!
(beat)
Rarity: I'm the Thieves Guild's saboteur.
Mane 5: Huh??

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Posted previously at: 2019-09-10T18:46:44