Page 909 — Mafia, Part 8
Author: DragonTrainer
Newbiespud's Note: Now I kinda want to play some more Secret Hitler.
Transcript:Rarity: Now, wait just one second there! You're not making a lick of sense. If I were Mafia, I wouldn't go after Applejack. I would go after one of the more experienced players, like Nat.
Pinkie Pie: Huh… you know, she's got a point. If I were Mafia, I'd probably go after Twilight if only because we all know how fast of a learner she can be.
Rainbow Dash: Urgh! This is so… COMPLICATED! I mean, for all we know, Twilight and Pinkie Pie could be working together as Mafia and trying to throw us off their scent.
Pinkie Pie: Oh? So by that logic, since I said that I didn't think you were Mafia, that would mean you really are Mafia, then.
Rainbow Dash: Well, I didn't actually say that you were.
Rarity: So… who else do we think is suspicious?
Twilight Sparkle: If there's one other pony here who's suspicious… what about Shining Armor?
Doctor Whooves (Luke): Yeah, if you're nominating Gordon, I'll second that.
Shining Armor (Gordon): Hold on, why would you think I'm Mafia? I'm telling you, you're making a huge mistake here.
Trixie (Nat): Well, you do fit the profile of the Mafia who'd know to target Luna first.
Pinkie Pie: Huh… you know, she does make a good point.
Rarity: Erm… yes! Shining Armor is certainly suspicious. I say we put him on the chopping block.
Twilight Sparkle: Nice try, but you're not off the hook just yet.
Pinkie Pie: Ooh! So these two have been working together as Mafia all along?
Twilight Sparkle: Looks like we know who our two suspects are.
Pinkie Pie: I'll say! I think we have enough nominations and second nominations.
DM: So, Rarity and Shining Armor are on the chopping block.