Pinkie Pie may be a challenge to write around in a D&D situation, but she's totally worth it.
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Pinkie Pie: C'mon, pweeeeease? Give me one more shot at this? I really want to make this gag work… DM: Just do it. Get it out of your system. And don't think those puppy eyes of yours are doing anything. Pinkie Pie: Okie-dokie-lokie! When is a cannon not a cannon? When it's full of streamers, balloons, and cake batter and it's my Party Cannon! SFX: (BOOMFWEEET) Pinkie Pie: So… Natural negative 20? DM: Roll your dang miss damage. Pinkie Pie: I am! That's what the Party Cannon blast represents! DM: And prepare to be targeted next turn. Fluttershy: Well, he's still in range of my Sudden Overgrowth. Maybe Hunger of the Land soon, too… DM: I'm sure he can make time for the both of you. Fluttershy: He can? Oh dear.