“I don’t get to see my parents that much… because they’re just SO important and busy and wealthy, so the research on fashion and coding helps me keep their attention when they’re around. Not that I need any help getting attention, of course, because I’m ME. You simple people are lucky I’m donating my time.”
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“Also, FOR THE RECORD, my favorite ice cream is Vanilla-Blackberry Parfait. Thanks for asking. And in CASE you didn’t know, THAT was SARCASM.”