Guess who out-ate Princess Twilight Sparkle into eating hay-burgers! Yes, Sparky is your hay-burger eating champion and one victory burp followed by licking all the leftover ketchup. I'm so big I might as well eat Twilight whole. But I got to endorse the pain afterwards. She was no match for me since I have eaten so many hay-burgers in the past that no pony can beat me in a hay-burger eating contest!