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> Be me
> Devoted worshipper of Flash Sentry
> On waifumeet.com
> Smoking hot purple horse in my area
> fuckyeah.jpg
> Message her inviting her to my basement
> I hope mom doesn't mind
> Wear my best fedora and my 20% Cooler shirt for the occasion
> Hear a knock at my door
> I open it up and see the drek Cumpuppet Tails
> He pushes me back and my fedora goes flying
> I hit the wall, dazed and confused
> He approaches me slowly
> Begin to pray to the savior of the universe
> "Your waifus will be MINE! Flash Sentry is dead!"
> Tears drip down my face at the sound of such blasphemy
> Just then, I hear a Camero pull up with an orange and blue bolt of lightning
> "You can't crash the Flash, Cumpuppet." echos throughout the room
> The drek quaad falls into my fleshlight collection
> Flash Sentry bursts through my window and plays a sick guitar solo
> Cumpuppet bursts into flames in front of us
> My neckbearded jaw drops in awe
> Flash turns to me and gives me his sexy grin
> I know what to do
> I whip out my waifu and bend her ogre for him
> He even let me watch
> You can't crash the Flash

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Posted previously at: 2013-07-25T09:06:20