Updated variant of post 715645. Panel 9 says "Know that we'll still have each other" instead of "Know that I'll be here forever".
Sweetie Belle: WHOA. Did you just change hairstyles in, like half a second?
Rarity: Youd be surprised how much magic Ive been studying as of late.
Twilight Sparkle: Lucky for you you get to practice some of it. This week Princess Celestia has been introducing me to Simic magic.
I can merge the genes of an ant and a hydra to make a breed of fast-spawning hydras that fall under a single hivemind.
Rarity: That sounds dangerous.
Twilight Sparkle: Well guess what? Splicing ant and hydra genes, let alone extracting samples, is near impossible.
That is, unless youre a Guild Master or some god of sorts. But hey, Im that pony that can turn a frog into an orange with a moustache.
Rarity: Oh riiight I heard about that frog orange incident; what happened to him?
Twilight Sparkle: Someone else is merging its genes with a turtles.
Trixie: I got fed up and ate it. Also someone in the guild made a bunch of scorpion bears. Like, a lot of them.Like, run before they finish eating the dogs that spew bees. And if the dog bees win we should be running even faster.