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"So, what's this I hear about you having a new man around? You shouldn't keep secrets from like that from me."
"O-oh, John? It's not quite like that, mother…"
"John? Sounds exotic. Is he from one of the Zebra tribes?"
"Well, he's certainly not from here."
"And I keep hearing the word 'chief' thrown around a lot too? Got yourself a big-shot, honey?"
"He's not really that kind of chief."
"Oh come on, enough with all the hints! Who is this mysterious, handsome stranger you're keeping from me?"
"He's a space man who crashed here a long time ago and he fights aliens and isn't afraid of anything and he's REALLY cool!"
"Hah! Okay, seriously, Rare, who is…this…"
"…Is this a bad time?"

"Toast, anyone?"

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Posted previously at: 2014-10-08T21:23:23 | Posted previously by: DrCoolcabbage