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"So you're a hungry carnivore in Equestria and you want some fresh stallion for dinner. Put on a maresuit, sneak into Ponyville, wiggle your flank and bat your eyes at some stallions, they follow you out of town and you get to eat.

What could be simpler than that? What could possibly go wrong?

Thus Ardashir thought as (s)he made their way into town, disguised as its second-prettiest mare. Unfortunately for the hungry and disguised wolf, Rarishir met Derpy… who proceeded to chat with her 'friend' Rarity for about two hours straight on the joys of muffins. Rarishir, not wanting to let on that anything was different about Rarity, sat there and tried to follow an incredibly confusing conversation as the ditzy blond pegasus went on and on to the unicorn. By the end the wolf's eyes were going in as many different directions as Derpy's.

And then, right before she flapped off to deliver the rest of the day's mail, Derpy looked at and then past Rarishir and said, "Bye, Fake Rarity! Bye, real Rarity!"

Rarishir realized 'her' mistake just as she felt the unicorn telekinesis grip at the nape of 'her' neck, with a sweet and very annoyed voice saying, "And tell me, dear… just who are you supposed to be?"

Drawn for me at Further Confusion 2012 by Baron Engel aka Baroncoon on Furaffinity."

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Posted previously at: 2014-12-29T16:54:12 | Posted previously by: Ponylooker