Read The Bridge
"HIIIIIIIIIII-YAAAAAAAH!"
A metallic clang echoed through the air as Sonata swung a familiar fence post upwards at the masked man. She hit him in a very particular spot. A spot she was well aware was a certain vulnerability on humans. Monster X was used to guarding his vitals. The center mass of his torso, the throat, major arteries, etc. He wasn't however used to having to guard this specific spot between the legs. Human anatomy could be a real pain sometimes to someone who didn't have it until several hours ago.
Instantly Monster X's entire world was filled with a sore, sharp pain. He backed away from Aria and nearly doubled over as his ears rang, his voice squeaking. The vanguard of the mighty Xilian fleet, one of the most adept martial artists in his realm; had just been stunned by a fifty kilogram high school senior with a metal pipe induced crotch shot. Irony was laughing itself to death right now.
"Hrrggkk-kk"_
Sonata was quick to drop the pipe, grabbing Aria by the wrist as the latter clung to her gemstone.
"COME ON ALREADY! WE NEED TO GO LIKE NOWSY!"
The purple siren was definitely not arguing, using the last of her adrenaline to run alongside Sonata towards the roadway. X was a bit slower to recover; having to swallow back the nerve shock he was going through. It had taken him a moment to register just how hed been hit.
_What kind of supreme being would condone the irony of having such an already messed up species have a weak spot like that in the open with no protection?! WHAT THE F
Rising back up to his height, X spotted the fleeing purple and blue.
Oh no you dont!