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Prism: Yo! Del!

Del: Oh, hey Prism. What's up?

Prism: Don't "what's up" me! I was gonna ask you that!

Del: ………. what're you talking about?

Prism: Don't play dumb! I saw you at the train station this morning

Del: ………… and?

Prism: Who. Was. That. Mare?

Del: ……….. Oh, you mean Crme de la Crme?

Prism: Ooh la la. Yes! That one!

Del: She's just one of Claire's friends. Met her in Canterlot and she mentioned that she wanted to see what life on the farm was like so she stopped by for the day.

Prism: Soooooooo……?

Del: What?

Prism: Are you dating???

Del: What? No! Ah just met her!

Prism: Hey, I saw that kiss she gave you when you picked her up

Del: It was just a kiss on the cheek. Pretty sure it's a Canterlot thing.

Prism: Dude, she's so into you!

Del: I'm pretty sure she's not. There's not way. She dated Prince Valiant and they broke up

Prism: Maybe she doesn't like those upper class guys. Methinks she didn't just come over to experience the country if you know what I mean wiggles eyebrows

Del: …………… okay bye

Prism: Hey! C'mon!

Del: …………..

Prism: Bro, go talk to her more! You gotta hurry before some other D-bag from Canterlot picks her up

Del: Why are you so interested in my love life all of a sudden?

Prism: Cuz mine sucks right now and you have the opportunity to date a supermodel and you're not taking it

Del: ….. Well, the first part's true

Prism: Ouch

Del: But Ah mean, Ah don't think she really likes me like that. She doesn't seem like the kind of mare to chase after some guy

Prism: Then give her something to chase!

Del: I dunno….

Prism: C'mon, don't tell me you didn't at least think she was a little bit hot

Del: …………………………………. Yeah she was pretty hot

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Posted previously at: 2015-03-12T15:31:49 | Posted previously by: Buttocher