Twilight has switched into song form!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s super effective!Stormblink asked: Errrr, Twilight? Why don't you just remarry?
Twilight: Easy enough for you to say, i can’t keep remarrying different ponies! Plus, then they’ed get old while i stay the same age, then die! Thus, that means even reviving a mortal won’t work, because as much as it grants life, it does’nt grant youth, so i’d have to find or revive somepony that could be immortal, but that’s just it, besides celestia and luna, who i’m not attracted to, and i know can’t marry anyway as far to my knowledge, and Discord, who is, umm… ugly and weird beyond belief, there are no other sentient beings, alive or dead, that I know of that have immortality!!! I’m going to be single and alone forever, and it’s all Celestia’s fault!!!!!!!!!dr-flipster asked: Twilight… I hear Rainbow Dash is single. :3
Twilight: You do know i don’t roll that way right? I want a strong beefy stallion with long hair, is that too much for a princess to ask for?!Anonymous asked:Did Celestia ever actually tell you that you were immortal like them? Or did you just guess and are too afraid to ask?
Twilight: Yes, she told me!!!!
Also, one thing i’d like to mention about this, she is actually immortal in this tumblr’s canon, and no, i do not assume she is in the show.(though honestly i’m fine either way, and for all accounts, i don’t mind Twi being an alicorn.)