Oh boy, an unboxing of my new baby sister! Alright, we're ready for the cesarian; let's get to work, everypony! AAaaaaaAAAAaaaaaaAAAhhhhHHHHAHAAAAAA!!!! [Sprints out of the room] Today in the town of Canterlot a saviour has been born to you. Next room over, lady. Oh, sorry. Today in the town of Canterlot a saviour- Holy hanna I'm hot when I'm older! You got that right! High hoof! Your heart rate is 180 holding still. What- WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN EATING?! I've had a strict diet in the past month or so. I don't know what happened. Strict? Strictly candy. I thought you can cancel out the sugar with more-sugar. Well in my professional opinion you're a dummy. I want a second opinion. You're a megadummy. Thank you. She still looks like a potato. Am not. I'm a grown stallion; all newborn babies are ugly, hairy potato mules to me. At the end of the day we're all hairy potato mules. And I am the alpha hairy potato mule.
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