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Whirlwind: You ready, Amber?

Amber: shakes head

Prism: C'mon, I'm right here!

Hot Head: You'll be fine Amber! Prism's a great teacher starts swimming around

Lucky: And a certified life guard.

Amber: I-it's okay. You guys have fun

Whirlwind: We came here just to teach you how to swim

Amber: But do I really need to learn?

Lucky: It's a good skill to have Lil'

Amber: No shakes head No I don't think so. I've gone 24 years without knowing how to swim and I think I'm doing pretty well.

Hot Head: C'mon Amber! Don't be a wuss! You have floaties on for crying out loud.

Amber: But I'm dense as hell. I'll still drown.

Hot Head: Really Amber? You finished school at sixteen and became a nurse at 17. You're not dense.

Amber: Not dense as in stupid you stupid. Dense as in my body density index.

Prism: But you're not fat. You're not fat at all.

Amber: That's that's not Nevermind. The Crystal People's bones aren't like regular people's bone's. It's stronger. More dense. More…. sinkable.

Whirlwind: But you're only half. Would that make a difference?

Amber: I-I dunno…

Prism: Aw c'mon, just get in.

Amber: Did you know that 92 percent of deaths in the water happen in the water?

Hot Head: What? Really?

Lucky: Think about what she just said. Really hard.

Hot Head: …….I don't Oooooooooooooh

Prism: Y'know, if you learn how to swim, we could all go skinny dipping

Whirlwind: punches Prism's arm

Amber: Skinny dipping? What's that? It sounds horrible.

Prism: Naked swimming

Amber: …………………………………………………… you promise I won't drown?

Prism: nods

Amber: steps in slowly then jumps to Prism

Prism: Oof! Okay let's get started takes her to a deeper area

Hot Head: Yay Amber! You got in!

Amber: Don't patronize me! hyperventilates I don't like this! I DON'T LIKE THIS!

Prism: You're fine, you're fine. 'Kay, we're gonna go a little deeper.

Amber: Deeper???

Prism: It's only to our chest!

Amber: Too deep!

Prism: Fine, fine. We'll just stay here then. Now, let go of me

Amber: gives him a look of disbelief

Prism: You can touch the floor

Amber: slowly lets go

Prism: See? Not so bad.

Amber: gasps for air and flaps arms

Prism: 'Kay, I'm gonna hold you and you're just gonna paddle alright?

Amber: nods

Prism: Hey, you got it!

Amber: grumbles

Prism: Just keep doing that. I'm gonna let you go now

Amber: WHAT??? starts flailing Don't you DARE!

Prism: Woah, hey, calm down! You're doing fine on your own!

Amber: Whirlwind! Whirlwind! You're boyfriend's trying to drown me!

Whirlwind: Priz

Prism: I just said I was gonna let her go! She has freaking floaties on!

Whirlwind: She's only been in for like three minutes. Take it slow

Amber: Whirlwind halp!

Whirlwind: Come swim over here.

Amber: shakes head

Whirlwind: Aw poor bby. Come on, you got it. opens arms

Amber: awkwardly doggy paddles to Whirlwind

Whirlwind: Alright! giggles

Amber: climbs on Whirlwind's face

Whirlwind: Oh, hello

Amber: Out please

Upvotes at import: 177 | Stars at import: 134
Posted previously at: 2015-06-29T01:29:42 | Posted previously by: Buttocher