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Page 188 — High Roller

Author: Broken Logic

For the guest author's note, I was given a very long, strange, self-deprecating rant that I'm not going to include in its entirety, but it did contain this very unique bit…

Guest Author's Note:
"Here's a song. I need the practice, as I've taken up the role of a bard in one of my d&d campaigns. The tune should be familiar to you all. I apologize in advance either way. Ahem.

"Friendship is Dra~gons.
Friendship is Dra~gons.
Aaa~h.
Friendship is Dragons,
I wished that I could play some D&D (Friendship is Dragons)
Then you showed the player's handbook to me.
Big Adventures,
Tons of loot.
A beautiful larp,
faithful and wrong.
Sharing buffs now
is a single feat.
And magic makes it all complete,
because Friendship is Dragons.
Did you know you are my very fi~rst group?

"Now get out of here. Oh, wait. This isn't my home. OK, loiter here as long as you want. Don't expect free food. Chances are, I ate it."

Transcript:

DM: Roll to hit.
Miss.
Perception check.
Natural One.
Acrobatics check.
…
Another fail.
Rainbow Dash: AJ? Maybe you should take it easy on the skill checks for a while.
Applejack: It's okay. I think I must have rolled out all the low ones by now.
DM: Fail.
Miss.
Fail.
Applejack: I think I need new dice.
Dice: =D

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