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> Be King Discord
> Be a manager of a respected casino for villains in the multiverse
> Enjoy a martini while watching Tirek and King Sombra facing each other while breaking the casino.
> Your bets that Tirek will win while Brianna bets on Sombra.
> Bet ruined by a motorcycle that runs over the 2 villains
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> You see that the drivers of that motorcycle are Eris, your cousin, and one you don't know.
> You go down furiously to shout at her to disappear.
> Unknown gives you a punch so strong that it removes your beak and falls away.
> Pick up peak while Eris asks if she can meet at the casino with her husband.
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> You immediately put your beak to ask how he is her husband.
> The husband introduces himself as Cephelus and mentions that they had met and married after 6 hours, 4 of which they had "fun".
> Eris says her house was destroyed by that fun and they need a place to stay.
> Questions why not go to Cephelus's house
> She mentions that he has no home, he just fell into her house as if he were a meteor.
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> Questions if you have no more surprises
> She tells you that you will be uncle soon.
> You call all the villains to at least catch the couple.
> Cephelus turned everyone into hamburger meat.
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> The couple make hamburgers while you cry on the floor like the baby you are.

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And finally i give r63 Cosmos a design and a name, Cephelus (Stardust would be a better name?)

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Posted previously at: 2019-09-28T20:01:27 | Posted previously by: Jacalope