Sunfyre: Has anypony ever told you you're like a Boa Constrictor Cali?
Calienta: Nope. Oooo, did they say it as a term of endearment because I give nice hugs?
Sunfyre: No, I'm saying it because you're suffocating me like one.
Calienta. Boas give nice hugs.
Sunfyre: They also eat they're prey after depriving them of oxygen.
Calienta: Silly Sunny. I would never deprive you of air. Sure there was that one time I took you beneath the bay of Mount Aris and I forgot to turn you into a Seapony, and the time I took you away from Valour Flame during your fun little underwater exercise and I accidentaly popped your air bubble, and the time when I wanted to go to Queen Novo and have her arrange a force marriage of us and your air bubble popped about halfway to her chamber, and the time when I-.
Sunfyre: Can we skip the many ways you're going to make me suffer and just let me go? This is basically hape you know.
Calienta: Oh you're so cute Sunny. Hugs are consensual. It says so in the 'Pinkie Pie Big Book Of Hugs That Are Totally Legal & Not Class As Hape'. It says here in Article 12, Section 13, Paragraph 14 and I quote: 'All hugs, nay they be in the front, back or in the posterior, are therefore consensual in nature'. Oooo, I should hug you in the rump next.
Sunfyre: You will keep those meathooks you call claws away from my rear! And furthermore…wait, why does this book have our Modpony's signature on it?
Calienta: He endorsed it and Ms. Pinkie obliged. Now less talking and more huggies.
Sunfyre: Grrr…curse you for having the proportional suffocating strength of a Boa Constrictor…
You think Sunfyre's angry that Calienta's giving him hugs? Yeah, I think so too. But, what ya gonna do…
Artist's Tidbit: This pic was inspired by one I did back a year ago that featured Sunfyre being hugged by Valour Flame. www.deviantart.com/peregrinsta… I felt like do a second variation, only this time with Calienta being the hugger and Sunfyre being the unwilling huggee he was meant to be XP. I changed up Cali's appearance with her feather mane as well as turn her countershade of blue to a lighter pink. Other than that I have no complaints and am mighty proud how this turned out.
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