Rarity: How does a fabulous pony like me lose to a mare who can't even remember her own name?
Derpy: Simple, I have a Master's Degree in Muffin Making.
Rarity: Is there such a thing? Besides, your muffin has a bite taken out of it.
Derpy: It's to show how good the muffin is. You see, since the muffin already has a bite missing, customers can assume that the muffin is so irresistible, that not even the baker himself or herself could refuse a bite. Clever, right?
[The crowd agrees with Derpy.]
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Derpy: What is my name anyway?
Based on the recent episode, "The Cart Before the Ponies." :
Rainbow Cupcake by atnezau
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