Scootaloo: (YAWNS)

Rainbow Dash: Ever seen two simultaneous inverse displacement rolls before?

Scootaloo: (SCOFFS) Would've been a lot cooler if you had the Crushinator Jaws of Smashalot, patent pending.

Rainbow Dash: You what?! See?! This is what I was telling you about!

Spitfire: I got this. You know what happens when something goes wrong with the Crushinator Jaws of Smashalot?

Rainbow Dash: Patent pending?

Spitfire: You end up in a FULL BODY WING-AND-HOOF CAST DRINKING THROUGH A STRAW!!!

Scootaloo: But with enough practice—

Spitfire: PRACTICE?! WELL, LA-DEE-DOODLE-DAH!!! Let me give you a different scenario. You're probably saying to yourself: "I'm young, I'm strong. I'm gonna go out there and stunt some tricks with my new friend Lightning Dust." Well, I'm here to tell you that if you play that game, you're gonna find out it's pretty hard to stunt tricks IN A FULL BODY WING-AND-HOOF CAST DRINKING THROUGH A STRAW!!!

Rainbow Dash: I think she gets the point—

Spitfire: I'M NOT FINISHED!!! Listen, I get it, kid. I used to be like you telling myself: "I'm gonna touch the sky."

Scootaloo: I don't—

Spitfire: WELL, WHOOP-DEE-DOODLE-DOO!!! You think you got it made in the shade? Well, things are gonna be pretty shady indeed when you can't go out in the sun, CAUSE YOU'RE IN A FULL BODY WING-AND-HOOF CAST DRINKING THROUGH A STRAW!!! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!

Scootaloo: (DIZZILY) Uh-huh…

Spitfire: Excellent. Have a hat!