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[Jackpot]

There are things in life

That are amazing

Like stargazing

Sunday lazing

And carrot quiche

But nothing can compare

To a certain top notch flare

I'll admit inside my heart

He's found a niche

Jackpot: That's a French word meaning special place. Maestro!

[Jackpot]

Look at him

There he goes

He's wonderful

And everyone knows

He's wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful Blade!

He like's his coffee finely ground

When he snores, he doesn't make a sound

He respects his elders

He's a certified welder

And he's got good humor by the pound!

He's friends with my lovey daughter Trixie!

She's thinks he's as cute as a pixie!

He's honest to a fault

His brain's a golden vault

He's the yoghurt to her granola

Here he comes

Man of the hour!

Look at him walk

Such grace and power

He's wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful Blade!

I know he's just a pony and all

But someday I hope he's my son-in-law

(Trixie appears in a wedding dress and blows a kiss at Blade, who grinns nervously and awkwardly waves)

He's handsome and considerate

Articulate and literate

Loquacious and vivacious

His garage is very spacious

He's wonderful, wonderful Blade!

Trixie: (kisses Blade on the cheek)

Blade Swipe: You know, Mr. Jackpot. There is one thing you, me, and Trixie have in common.

Jackpot: Oh, and what might that be?

(Blade throws down a smoke bomb and vanishes)

Jackpot and Trixie: (coughing)

Trixie: I think he like your song, daddy!


Song Wonderful Bugs from the Looney Tune Show. Edited by me.

Blade Swipe design by BozzerKazooers

Equestria Ninjas by DarkMagicianmon

Upvotes at import: 15 | Stars at import: 11
Posted previously at: 2018-11-18T15:31:26