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If I have one New Year's resolution, it's to stop the instinct to self-sabotage my own internet "brand" (Fear of success, maybe? For reals??) that prevented things like t-shirts and Patreon rewards from ever becoming a thing.

On the other hand, 2015 was full of real-life absolute gutter-trash that had me plenty busy besides, and there's still plenty to deal with going into 2016. If there's one thing I can say about last year, it's that there was never a dull moment… for better or worse.

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Pinkie Pie: So what if she got a big ol' stagecoach? It's still pony-pulled! They can only go as fast as their little hoofsies can carry them! We're ponies too! We should be able to keep up if we just go for it, right?
Twilight Sparkle: Not if we all have to roll Athletics. Either Rainbow Dash goes alone, or we figure out a way for all of us to go.
DM: Roll me some Perception.
Twilight Sparkle: <roll> That's a 20. Not natural.
DM: You spot, rather easily, a simple cart nearby. Two ponies can pull it, and there's just enough room for four others to ride.
Rainbow Dash: Fluttershy and me. That way, we can fly if we need to!
Fluttershy: Okay.
Pinkie Pie: Hiyah, ponies! Giddyup!
Twilight Sparkle: Maybe don't say that…
Rarity: In-character, I just realized: I'm supposed to be a sophisticated lady. What am I doing here?

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