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Five minutes earlier:

"So, Discord, what is it you wanted to talk to me about?"

"Oh, nothing special… I just wanted to say that we're gooooood friends!"

"Awww… that's so sweet of you!"

"OF COURSE IT IS!"

"Anyway… You are also a very SPECIAL friend…"

"Oh youuuuuuuu… giggle"

"…since you are by far the oldest!"

"Huh? But wasn't Fluttershy your first friend?"

"Oh… Now I get it…"

"…"

"Oh c'mon, Celly, don't give me that face! It's just a little teasing between friends!"

"And since friends should be close, I allowed myself a little peek into that locked drawer of yours!"


"What?!"

"You… You've looked through my private stuff?!"


"Relax! I found nothing interesting…"

"…except that picture."


"Uh… W-What picture?!"

"Well, THIS picture of course , which I immediately gave to the press."

"…"

"Don't worry, Celly, I did you a favour with this! Look at the reader reactions: "

"Oh! Not bad!"

"Although… I have to ask you something, Discord…"

"Do… Do YOU like my flank…?"

"WHAT?! OF COURSE NOT!!!"

"Oh… Why not?"

"A Spirit of Chaos like me has a refined and noble taste, like the elegant curves of Fluttershy!"

"I see…"


"Your plot is a huge, saggy, old mass of cake-fat, which is only good for warming up the throne for Twilight!"

angry-godhorse-noises

"Uh oh! gulp Um… Isn't another important part of friendship… forgiveness?"


After a short chase, the scene of the gif ensues.


Later:

"Oh my… though I appreciate Discord liking my… um… curves…"

"…he deserved being punished for being a meanipants to Princess Celestia!"

"And thanks to her, I got some ideas for the bedroom… Whether he likes it or not."

"I hope he does not!"


Background is a blurred and zoomed in version of this picture by Culu-Bluebeaver "Here Background":Canterlot-706953648

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Posted previously at: 2020-05-15T17:46:02