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(Students gather in the auditorium)

Keyframe: So, Mikey's gonna sing a scottish song? This should be interesting.

Sweetie Bloom: Eh? Got nothing better to do.

Eliora: Just be glad you two weren't there when Maddie heard the news-

Mad Munchkin: I can't tell you how proud I am at this moment!

(The song begins. Snips knits a quilt, Big Mac plays the bagpipes, and Snails eats haggis. Then Mikey walks in on stilts)

[Mikey]

I dance on stilts

While he knits quilts

Mad Munchkin: Nice quilt!

[Mikey]

I sing with simulated Scottish highland lilt!

Mad Munchkin: Aw, beautiful!

[Mikey]

He plays his bagpipes, eats haggis melts

Mad Munchkin: Haggis!

[Mikey]

We feel so smart in our red tartan Scottish kilts

Mad Munchkin: Sing it, lads!

[Mikey, Snips & Snails, and Big Mac]

In our red tartan kilts, we feel so smart in our red tartan Scottish kilts

Mad Munchkin: Technically, you stitch a quilt, but otherwise lovely!

Jasper Pie: Top of the morning to you! (Pulls a lever and changes the background to ireland.)

Mad Munchkin: I'll have you know that's not in Scotland!

[Mikey]

I dance on stilts

Mad Munchkin: Excuse me, sir!

[Mikey]

He stitches quilts

(Snips knits a irish quilt)

Mad Munchkin: (tries to pull the quilt from Snips) What'cha doing with that shamrock?

[Mikey]

I sing with simulated Northern Irish lilt!

Mad Munchkin: Irish?!

[Mikey]

He plays his whistle

(Big Mac plays an irish flute)

Mad Munchkin: What?

[Mikey]

Eats salted smelts

(Snails eats kippers)

Mad Munchkin: It's not on the menu!

[Mikey]

We feel so smart in our green tartan Irish kilts

Mad Munchkin: I got nothing on my Irish, mates!

[Mikey, Snips & Snails, and Big Mac]

In our green tartan kilts, we feel so smart in our green tartan Irish kilts!

Mad Munchkin: But this is a Scottish song!

Jasper Pie: Chip, chip, cheerio! (Pulls the lever again, changing the background to England)

Mad Munchkin: Oh no!

[Mikey]

I dance on stilts

He stitches quilts

(Snips knits a british quilt)

Mad Munchkin: What are you doing!!!!????

[Mikey]

I sing with simulated English Cockney lilt!

Mad Munchkin: (shouts, making Mikey fall off his stilts) ENGLISH?!

[Mikey]

He plays his trumpet

(Big Mac plays a trumpet until Mad Munchkin steals it)

Eats crumpet melts

Mad Munchkin: (steals the crumpet before Snails can eat it) Give me that crumpet!

[Mikey]

We feel so smart in our St. George's English kilts!

Mad Munchkin: Well, ya shouldn't!

[Mikey, Snips & Snails, and Big Mac]

In our St. George's kilts, we feel so smart in our St. George's English kilts!

Jasper Pie: Howdy y'all! (Pulls the lever yet again, changing the background to America)

Mad Munchkin: (grabs him by the vest) Stop it you! You're ruining my moment!

[Mikey]

I dance on stilts

He stitches quilts

(Snips knits an American flag quilt)

Mad Munchkin: American?!

[Mikey]

I sing with ordinary unaccented lilt!

(Mad Munchkin has tied up Jasper in a a kilt and shoved a haggis in his mouth, while pulling the lever repeatedly, desperately trying to change the background back to Scotland but only ends up changing it to more american scenes)

Mad Munchkin: Oh, I'm feeling dizzy.

[Mikey]

He plays his banjo

(Big Mac plays a banjo)

Eats cheddar melts

(Snails eats a cheese burger)

Mad Munchkin: I'm breaking up!

[Mikey]

We feel so smart in our star-spangled striped kilts!

[Mikey, Snips & Snails, and Big Mac]

In our star-spangeled kilts, we feel so smart in our star-spangled striped kilts!

We feel so smart in our star-spangled striped kilts!

Mad Munchkin: Ughhh! (Faints)

(Keyframe, Sweetie Bloom, and Eliora burst out laughing)

Eliora: Well, it's safe to say that Maddie livined thing up!

Keyframe: Yeah!

Sweetie Bloom: I'll say!

Dr Wolf: I thought it was a fun repicentaion of European to American culture. By the way, I hope Maddie's alright.

(Snips & Snails carry her off)

Mikey: Is she gonna be ok?

Mary Sue: (peeks out from behind the background) Just give him some scotch tape and butterscotch. She'll be fine.

Mad Munchkin: Oh, my bonnie lies over the ocean!


TriviaThis is my first Equestria Ninja Girls art to feature some of the Bronyalysis.Originally, Bulk Biceps was gonna be the third back up singer, but I changed it to Big Mac.


Song "Stilts and Kilts" from Veggietales.

Equestria Ninja Girls by DarkMagicianmon

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Posted previously at: 2020-09-02T06:33:33