"You mean you girls actually believed that stupid entrance exam story? I just made that up because I didn't want to tell those little fillies about that drunken orgy over at the Dragon's dorm!"
"Uh, Twilight? That explains where Spike came from. That doesn't exactly explain why you can breathe fire."
"Uh, because I'm Twilight Fucking Sparkle? That's why!"
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