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Based on the Chinese comic panels from: Old Master Q Comics Modern Press 36, pg 62-63


Is it just me or does every MLP character keeps a load of BDSM manuals written specifically for the purpose of tying up people into human hammocks??!!
Uhhh, hehehe, what makes you think people would search up something rather ludricously lewd?!
Hey, don't look at me!!! All I have was my sewing needles, which I had brought specifically for the sake of repairing swimwear! That incident was just pure coincidental luck; it's the truth, I swear!!
(Sees Rarity hiding a book called Dare…to Try Bondage by Axterdam behind her back)
Yeah, no use in hiding, Lil' Miss Innocence! Unless if you're starting early in the adult business, I don't see any other reason why you teens are browsing through pages of unsavory sadistic porn, aside from enacting vengeance towards summertime saboteurs!
Ahh!!-wha??!—-well!!—so what if I'm a BDSM fanatic?!! At least I'm not like those uncouth pranksters who takes pleasure in ruining the tranquility of spring break!
YEAH! Rainbow Dash can just bare her burnt bikini bottom for all I care!
HEY!! If you two are done blocking the sun with your giant bosoms and buttocks already—-!!

Reference:
Indigo Zap's Swimwear
Sour Sweet's Swimwear

Note: The title of the comic comes from the phrase of the same name, meaning "to have difficulty pooping"
(especially if your hip-deep in hot sand!!)

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Posted previously at: 2016-04-21T04:18:37 | Posted previously by: meiyeezhu