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Dodge City. Which was also apparently a mistake on the first version of the official map of Equestria before someone told them to correct it back to "Junction."

Transcript:

AJ: <sigh> Fine. Ah swear, on mah honor as the Element of Honesty: Ah will tell y'all everythin'… AT breakfast.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, like that isn't an obvious loophole.
Rarity: If you want, a night watch can be arranged. It wouldn't be my first reconnaissance mission. It might also work best if done from stealth, without Applejack aware. I'd need relief for a shift or two, however…
Fluttershy: Um… no. Can we not? That seems like a step too far.
Rainbow Dash: What, do you WANT her to keep dodging us?
Fluttershy: Maybe? She just promised. And if she still tries to get out, that tells us how serious it is. Or how much it means to her.
Twilight Sparkle: You know, we ARE in a frontier town. It's not like she can run off into the deep desert, and there are only a couple of very obvious, very trackable transit stations. If she does try anything, she probably won't get very far anyway.
Rainbow Dash: Okay, okay. We'll cut her some slack. But for the record, I'm not worried about her skipping town, I'm worried about her just avoiding US for a few more–
Rarity: URGGGGH. I just got it.
Twilight Sparkle: Got… what?
Rarity: Dodge Junction. She's "dodging" us in "Dodge Junction." Do you not see the pun around which this whole session revolves?
DM: I don't, and I wish I had. I basically just stole the name from Kansas.

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