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Scrapped line:
Rarity: Finally, someone who understands my pain.

Transcript:

Blueblood: I've had my eye on you for quite some time, Rarity.
Rainbow Dash: 'Cuz it's not creepy if it's a dude with way too much money and power.
Blueblood: As you can imagine, it gets lonely at the top of a criminal organization where no one even knows your face.
Applejack: "Probably shoulda thought o' that before I started one, in retrospect. Ah well."
Blueblood: …But of course I, a Prince of Equestria, could not simply court a Guild member with active ties. That would create far too many risks.
Rainbow Dash: No, you're right, that'd be unprofessional.
Applejack: "And that's why I ruined your life! Yooouuu'rrre welcome!"
Blueblood: Would you stop?!
DM: I mean–
Applejack: Heh heh heh heh!
Rainbow Dash: Wait, can he hear us?
DM: No, that was out of character.
Rainbow Dash: Oh c'mon, pleeeease? Please let us be there to riff on his stupid stalker monologue?
DM: NO!

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Posted previously at: 2019-09-14T20:53:07