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Page 1130 — Civic Planning

* You attempt to push your note into the suggestion box. …It won't go through the slot.

* …?!

* A folded piece of paper is coming out of the box on its own!

* You open it up. It reads: "Hey, maybe write that novel you've been thinking of. A god gets bored sometimes. Don't worry, I'll shuffle all the pages when you're done. -D"

Transcript:
Applejack: Ah bowled a perfect 300 once.
Twilight Sparkle: Rrrrrrrgh… We get it! We get it. You can turn clouds into candy. You can turn grass into checkerboard. You can turn dirt into… What even is this?!
DM: You can try to stand back up… but the first few times, you slip and fall on your front.
SFX: (CLICK!)
DM: Oh, already?
Discord GM: It's a quick cycle.
DM: The moon has fallen and the sun has jumped back into the sky. Now it's easy to see that the dirt road has been turned into… soap.
Twilight Sparkle: Soap.
DM: Yes.
Twilight Sparkle: Great. Just checking.
Pinkie Pie: Skating down a road of slippery soap sounds like fun!
Twilight Sparkle: Huh??
Pinkie Pie: …is what I would say if I were the naive Pinkie. This is just another of Discord's acts of WAR on reality. It is NOT fun.
Twilight Sparkle: …Why do you play with my heart like this…?
Discord GM: Discord himself skates up behind you, gliding effortlessly between your scattered group.
Discord: Beautiful, isn't it? Though I'm open to feedback here, if you have any. This will be the runway to the crown jewel of my empire of chaos. It has to look perfect. …on Tuesdays. The rest of the week, I couldn't care less. There will be a suggestion box in every other upside-down building. Inside will be random tips or tasks from me. You can take mine out and put yours in. I won't read any of them. But, if you're lucky, I might do the opposite of what you suggest! Or feed the paper to some flying pigs.
Twilight Sparkle: Is any of this actually, y'know, important or relevant? Or is this just the Discord Random Monologue Variety Hour?
Rainbow Dash: Aha, she's learning.
Discord: Oh it's very relevant, Sparkle. This is my world now. You'll have to get used to living here eventually.



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Posted previously at: 2019-09-20T00:44:44
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