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>Its a nice warm spring afternoon and youre just relaxing in your backyard
>Sun is nice beer is fresh and the birds keep singing in your appletree
>Fowwow smawty! Smawty fin nummies fo hewd
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>You get up from your reclining chair and head over to meet the smarty
>Its not a big herd: twelve members including a pregnant mare and several foals
>You clear your throat and try to sound firm as you speak to the smarty I must inform that this is my backyard and youre not welcome here
>The smarty puffs his cheeks and stomps the ground with his quite unimpressive front hooves This fwuffy wand nao! Go way dummy munsta o smawty gifs biggest owies!
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>You just ignore the smarty and address the rest of the herd now Hey guys! You know this smarty is a BAD FLUFFY?
>Surprised gasps are followed by quiet muttering and one of the pregnant mare points with his stubby leg to the smarty smawty is bad fwuffy! No fowwow smawty! Smawty dummeh!
>At this point the herd as one turns its collective back to the horrified smarty and leaves your yard.
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>You now kneel next to the crying smarty, a sorry shade of his former self and speak in a relaxed tone See? This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass and go back to your previous bussines.
>The smarty eventually leaves your property sobbing his will broken, you never regretted taking that course on fluffy ethology at the community centre.

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Posted previously at: 2013-01-21T11:57:33